1 00:00:03,542 --> 00:00:07,542 NARRATOR: NEXT ON CAN, TAKE A 2 00:00:03,542 --> 00:00:07,542 LOOK BEHIND THE CURTAIN AT THE 3 00:00:07,583 --> 00:00:11,293 EXCITING WORLD OF DIVISION 1 4 00:00:07,583 --> 00:00:11,293 COLLEGE FOOTBALL WITH THE 5 00:00:11,333 --> 00:00:14,753 ORIGINAL DOCUMENTARY 6 00:00:11,333 --> 00:00:14,753 SERIES ONE WEEK. 7 00:00:14,792 --> 00:00:17,002 -NOT SO FUNNY NOW, 8 00:00:14,792 --> 00:00:17,002 IS IT, BOYS? 9 00:00:23,125 --> 00:00:24,575 HUDDLE UP! 10 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:29,415 NARRATOR: ON TONIGHT'S EPISODE, 11 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:29,415 BLUE MOUNTAIN STATE. 12 00:00:29,458 --> 00:00:31,828 -I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET YOU 13 00:00:29,458 --> 00:00:31,828 TWO TALK ME INTO THIS. 14 00:00:31,875 --> 00:00:32,875 -RELAX, MARTY. 15 00:00:32,917 --> 00:00:34,287 YOU TURNED THIS WHOLE 16 00:00:32,917 --> 00:00:34,287 TEAM AROUND. 17 00:00:34,333 --> 00:00:35,383 -DEBRA'S RIGHT. 18 00:00:35,417 --> 00:00:39,537 IT'S GOING TO BE A LOVE 19 00:00:35,417 --> 00:00:39,537 LETTER TO YOU. 20 00:00:39,583 --> 00:00:43,043 NARRATOR: BLUE MOUNTAIN STATE 21 00:00:39,583 --> 00:00:43,043 IS A STORIED FRANCHISE WHICH 22 00:00:43,083 --> 00:00:46,923 HAS ENDURED A TURBULENT 2011 23 00:00:43,083 --> 00:00:46,923 SEASON, YET SOMEHOW MANAGES TO 24 00:00:46,959 --> 00:00:48,579 COME OUT ON TOP. 25 00:00:48,625 --> 00:00:51,375 CURRENTLY RANKED NUMBER TWO IN 26 00:00:48,625 --> 00:00:51,375 THE NATION, THE MOUNTAIN GOATS 27 00:00:51,417 --> 00:00:53,417 HAVE WON 10 STRAIGHT 28 00:00:51,417 --> 00:00:53,417 GAMES SINCE LOSING 29 00:00:53,458 --> 00:00:55,168 THEIR OPENER AT HOME. 30 00:00:55,208 --> 00:00:58,128 HOW DID THEY MANAGED TO PULL 31 00:00:55,208 --> 00:00:58,128 THEMSELVES OUT OF THE ASHES 32 00:00:58,166 --> 00:01:01,706 AND SALVAGE WHAT EARLY ON SEEMED 33 00:00:58,166 --> 00:01:01,706 TO BE A LOST SEASON? 34 00:01:01,750 --> 00:01:05,630 HAS IT BEEN THE EMERGENCE OF 35 00:01:01,750 --> 00:01:05,630 JUNIOR QUARTERBACK ALEX MORAN? 36 00:01:05,667 --> 00:01:09,917 HAS IT BEEN AGING LAME DUCK 37 00:01:05,667 --> 00:01:09,917 LEGEND MARTY DANIELS? 38 00:01:09,959 --> 00:01:13,169 OR HAS IT BEEN THE ACQUISITION 39 00:01:09,959 --> 00:01:13,169 OF HIGHLY TOUTED OFFENSIVE 40 00:01:13,208 --> 00:01:17,248 COORDINATOR MARCUS GILDAY, THE 41 00:01:13,208 --> 00:01:17,248 MAN WHO AFFECTIONATELY CALLS 42 00:01:17,291 --> 00:01:20,581 HIMSELF "THE GENIUS?" 43 00:01:17,291 --> 00:01:20,581 YOU DECIDE. 44 00:01:20,625 --> 00:01:24,415 WELCOME TO ONE WEEK AT 45 00:01:20,625 --> 00:01:24,415 BLUE MOUNTAIN STATE. 46 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:31,919 [BELL RINGING] 47 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:34,039 -UH, POPCORN'S READY? 48 00:01:34,083 --> 00:01:36,213 [ REV THEORY'S "HELL YEAH" 49 00:01:34,083 --> 00:01:36,213 PLAYS ] 50 00:01:36,250 --> 00:01:37,460 CAN YOU FEEL THAT? 51 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:42,130 YOU BETTER HOLD ON. 52 00:01:42,166 --> 00:01:44,286 THIS ONE'S ABOUT TO GET BUMPY. 53 00:01:45,208 --> 00:01:46,708 ♪ GIVE ME A "HELL" ♪ 54 00:01:47,041 --> 00:01:48,041 ♪ GIVE ME A "YEAH" ♪ 55 00:01:48,083 --> 00:01:48,963 ♪ HELL, YEAH ♪ 56 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,920 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW ♪ 57 00:01:50,959 --> 00:01:52,379 ♪ GIVE ME A "HELL" ♪ 58 00:01:52,417 --> 00:01:54,627 ♪ GIVE ME A "YEAH" ♪ 59 00:01:54,667 --> 00:01:56,127 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW ♪ 60 00:01:56,166 --> 00:01:57,666 ♪ GIVE ME A "HELL" ♪ 61 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,330 ♪ GIVE ME A "YEAH" ♪ 62 00:02:00,375 --> 00:02:02,745 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW ♪ 63 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,830 NARRATOR: THE SUN RISES ON A NEW 64 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,830 WEEK FOR THE 10-AND-1 BMS 65 00:02:09,875 --> 00:02:11,075 MOUNTAIN GOATS. 66 00:02:13,291 --> 00:02:16,331 COACH MARTY DANIELS IS THE 67 00:02:13,291 --> 00:02:16,331 SECOND WINNINGEST COACH IN 68 00:02:16,375 --> 00:02:19,785 COLLEGE FOOTBALL HISTORY AND 69 00:02:16,375 --> 00:02:19,785 QUICKLY CLOSING IN ON JOE 70 00:02:19,834 --> 00:02:22,634 PATERNO'S ALL TIME 71 00:02:19,834 --> 00:02:22,634 RECORD FOR WINS. 72 00:02:22,667 --> 00:02:23,627 -IS THIS OK? 73 00:02:23,667 --> 00:02:25,167 IS THIS IN THE WAY? 74 00:02:25,208 --> 00:02:28,168 INDIVIDUAL ACHIEVEMENT MEANS 75 00:02:25,208 --> 00:02:28,168 VERY LITTLE TO ME COMPARED TO 76 00:02:28,208 --> 00:02:32,498 WHAT WE ACCOMPLISH AS A 77 00:02:28,208 --> 00:02:32,498 TEAM AND AS A FAMILY. 78 00:02:32,542 --> 00:02:34,712 ALTHOUGH IT WOULD BE REALLY 79 00:02:32,542 --> 00:02:34,712 NICE TO KICK JOE PA'S ASS. 80 00:02:37,542 --> 00:02:38,582 NOT PHYSICALLY, OF COURSE. 81 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:40,205 I MEAN, HE'S VERY SHORT. 82 00:02:40,250 --> 00:02:41,710 -HIKE, HIKE, HIKE! 83 00:02:41,750 --> 00:02:43,380 MARTY DANIELS (OFFSCREEN): WE'VE 84 00:02:41,750 --> 00:02:43,380 GOT A GREAT, YOUNG TEAM 85 00:02:43,417 --> 00:02:45,167 WITH A BRIGHT FUTURE 86 00:02:43,417 --> 00:02:45,167 AHEAD OF US. 87 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:48,168 NARRATOR: BUT THE QUESTION 88 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:48,168 EVERYONE IS ASKING IS WILL THE 89 00:02:48,208 --> 00:02:50,708 FUTURE OF BMS INCLUDE 90 00:02:48,208 --> 00:02:50,708 COACH DANIELS? 91 00:02:50,750 --> 00:02:51,750 -KEEP IT UP, BOYS! 92 00:02:51,792 --> 00:02:52,832 I KNOW IT'S HOT OUT HERE. 93 00:02:52,875 --> 00:02:54,285 KEEP IT UP! 94 00:02:54,333 --> 00:02:56,173 NARRATOR: OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR 95 00:02:54,333 --> 00:02:56,173 MARCUS GILDAY HAS 96 00:02:56,208 --> 00:02:58,998 BEEN MAKING WAVES WITH HIS 97 00:02:56,208 --> 00:02:58,998 HIGH-POWERED OFFENSE, WHICH IS 98 00:02:59,041 --> 00:03:01,671 NOW RANKED NUMBER THREE 99 00:02:59,041 --> 00:03:01,671 IN THE COUNTRY. 100 00:03:01,709 --> 00:03:02,499 -MOVE THE LEGS! 101 00:03:02,542 --> 00:03:03,922 MOVE YOUR LEGS! 102 00:03:03,959 --> 00:03:05,999 -I THINK THIS TEAM NEEDED A SHOT 103 00:03:03,959 --> 00:03:05,999 IN THE ARM, AND MY MIND 104 00:03:06,041 --> 00:03:07,171 WAS THE SYRINGE. 105 00:03:07,208 --> 00:03:09,668 MY KNOWLEDGE WAS THE MEDICINE. 106 00:03:09,709 --> 00:03:13,209 I'M THRILLED TO BE CONSIDERED 107 00:03:09,709 --> 00:03:13,209 THE FUTURE OF THIS STORIED 108 00:03:13,250 --> 00:03:16,040 PROGRAM, AND I'M POSITIVE THAT 109 00:03:13,250 --> 00:03:16,040 I WILL HAVE NOTHING BUT 110 00:03:16,083 --> 00:03:18,503 SUCCESS HERE. 111 00:03:18,542 --> 00:03:21,172 ESPECIALLY WITH THE SUPPORT 112 00:03:18,542 --> 00:03:21,172 OF MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE. 113 00:03:21,208 --> 00:03:22,828 -IT'S A CHARMING 114 00:03:21,208 --> 00:03:22,828 LITTLE SCHOOL. 115 00:03:22,875 --> 00:03:23,825 -YEAH. 116 00:03:23,875 --> 00:03:27,035 -EVERYONE IS SO, SO NICE. 117 00:03:27,083 --> 00:03:32,923 IT'S NOT QUITE STANFORD, 118 00:03:27,083 --> 00:03:32,923 BUT WHAT IS, HMM? 119 00:03:32,959 --> 00:03:34,329 HMM. 120 00:03:34,375 --> 00:03:36,665 -WHO DO I CREDIT WITH THE 121 00:03:34,375 --> 00:03:36,665 OFFENSIVE EXPLOSION WE'RE 122 00:03:36,709 --> 00:03:39,209 EXPERIENCING THIS SEASON? 123 00:03:39,250 --> 00:03:40,290 TWO PEOPLE. 124 00:03:40,333 --> 00:03:44,213 OUR QUARTERBACK, ALEX 125 00:03:40,333 --> 00:03:44,213 MORAN, AND ME. 126 00:03:44,250 --> 00:03:46,880 BECAUSE I WAS THE ONE WHO CHOSE 127 00:03:44,250 --> 00:03:46,880 TO START MORAN WHEN ALL 128 00:03:46,917 --> 00:03:48,037 THE OTHERS DOUBTED HIM. 129 00:03:48,083 --> 00:03:49,423 -FOCUS! 130 00:03:49,458 --> 00:03:52,378 -AND WHEN I SAY "OTHERS," 131 00:03:49,458 --> 00:03:52,378 I MEAN COACHES. 132 00:03:52,417 --> 00:03:55,997 AND WHEN I SAY "COACHES," 133 00:03:52,417 --> 00:03:55,997 I MEAN GILDAY. 134 00:03:56,041 --> 00:03:57,001 -COME ON! 135 00:03:57,041 --> 00:03:58,001 SLOPPY FOOTWORK! 136 00:04:18,542 --> 00:04:19,712 [FOG HORN] 137 00:04:19,750 --> 00:04:21,330 -ALL RIGHT ALEX, TIME TO 138 00:04:19,750 --> 00:04:21,330 GET UP FOR PRACTICE! 139 00:04:21,375 --> 00:04:23,625 LET'S GO, BUDDY! 140 00:04:23,667 --> 00:04:25,537 (LAUGHING) CHRIST! 141 00:04:25,583 --> 00:04:30,923 -ALEX MORAN, STARTING 142 00:04:25,583 --> 00:04:30,923 QUARTERBACK, AND LOVING IT. 143 00:04:30,959 --> 00:04:32,579 LIFE IS GOOD. 144 00:04:32,625 --> 00:04:33,875 AM I RIGHT, LADIES? 145 00:04:36,417 --> 00:04:37,417 LADIES? 146 00:04:38,959 --> 00:04:41,079 -I TRY NOT TO LET THE SUCCESS 147 00:04:38,959 --> 00:04:41,079 GO TO MY HEAD TOO MUCH, BUT 148 00:04:41,125 --> 00:04:45,035 BEING THE STARTING QUARTERBACK 149 00:04:41,125 --> 00:04:45,035 ON A JUGGERNAUT OFFENSE 150 00:04:45,083 --> 00:04:47,083 DEFINITELY HAS ITS PERKS. 151 00:04:47,125 --> 00:04:49,125 -SO MY SISTERS, THEY REALLY 152 00:04:47,125 --> 00:04:49,125 WANT TO MEET YOU. 153 00:04:49,166 --> 00:04:50,126 -OK. 154 00:04:50,166 --> 00:04:51,456 -COULD I BRING THEM 155 00:04:50,166 --> 00:04:51,456 BY TONIGHT? 156 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:53,460 -ARE THEY LEGAL? 157 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:54,960 -THAT'S A VERY GOOD QUESTION. 158 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:55,790 ARE THEY LEGAL? 159 00:04:55,834 --> 00:04:56,834 -OF COURSE THEY'RE LEGAL. 160 00:04:56,875 --> 00:04:57,825 -WELL THEN, OF COURSE. 161 00:04:57,875 --> 00:04:58,825 YEAH, SURE. 162 00:04:58,875 --> 00:04:59,665 -THANK YOU FOR COMING. 163 00:04:59,709 --> 00:05:01,749 THANK YOU. 164 00:05:01,792 --> 00:05:04,332 -WHOOPS A DAISY, THAT 165 00:05:01,792 --> 00:05:04,332 IS FOR ALEX. 166 00:05:04,375 --> 00:05:05,785 -OH. 167 00:05:05,834 --> 00:05:07,044 -YOU SAID IT'S FOR ME. 168 00:05:07,083 --> 00:05:08,043 -IT'S PRETTY GOOD. 169 00:05:08,083 --> 00:05:09,333 JUST JELLY AND STUFF 170 00:05:08,083 --> 00:05:09,333 OVER THERE. 171 00:05:09,375 --> 00:05:11,495 WANT TO THROW SOME 172 00:05:09,375 --> 00:05:11,495 JELLY ON IT? 173 00:05:11,542 --> 00:05:13,332 -YEAH! 174 00:05:13,375 --> 00:05:15,125 AHH! 175 00:05:15,166 --> 00:05:16,706 NARRATOR: NOT EVERYONE ON THIS 176 00:05:15,166 --> 00:05:16,706 MOUNTAIN GOAT TEAM HAS HAD A 177 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,290 SMOOTH YEAR. 178 00:05:18,333 --> 00:05:22,043 NUMBER 54, THAD CASTLE, THE 179 00:05:18,333 --> 00:05:22,043 ALL-AMERICAN SENIOR 180 00:05:22,083 --> 00:05:26,173 LINEBACKER, WAS SIDELINED BY 181 00:05:22,083 --> 00:05:26,173 BOTH AN EARLY SUSPENSION AND A 182 00:05:26,208 --> 00:05:27,708 CONCUSSION. 183 00:05:27,750 --> 00:05:30,210 -GETTING SUSPENDED AND THEN 184 00:05:27,750 --> 00:05:30,210 GETTING THAT C WORD WAS A REAL 185 00:05:30,250 --> 00:05:31,830 WAKE UP CALL. 186 00:05:31,875 --> 00:05:33,455 I REALIZED I NEEDED 187 00:05:31,875 --> 00:05:33,455 TO START THINKING 188 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,040 ABOUT LIFE AFTER FOOTBALL. 189 00:05:35,083 --> 00:05:38,253 SO AS A FALLBACK, I DECIDED 190 00:05:35,083 --> 00:05:38,253 TO STUDY ACTING. 191 00:05:38,291 --> 00:05:40,831 THAD CASTLE (OFFSCREEN): BURT 192 00:05:38,291 --> 00:05:40,831 REYNOLDS, LAWRENCE TAYLOR, 193 00:05:40,875 --> 00:05:44,245 BRIAN BOSWORTH, ALL GREAT 194 00:05:40,875 --> 00:05:44,245 FOOTBALL PLAYERS TURNED 195 00:05:44,291 --> 00:05:46,171 AMAZING ACTORS. 196 00:05:46,208 --> 00:05:48,498 -AND WE MAY FORGET BECAUSE OF 197 00:05:46,208 --> 00:05:48,498 ALL THE HORRIBLE THINGS HE'S 198 00:05:48,542 --> 00:05:51,632 DONE, BUT BUBBA SMITH WAS A REAL 199 00:05:48,542 --> 00:05:51,632 DELIGHT IN THOSE POLICE 200 00:05:51,667 --> 00:05:52,577 ACADEMY MOVIES. 201 00:05:52,625 --> 00:05:55,075 -ARE YOU WATCHING THIS, LARRY? 202 00:05:55,125 --> 00:05:56,205 YEAH! 203 00:05:56,250 --> 00:05:57,080 OH! 204 00:05:57,125 --> 00:05:59,705 I THINK I TORE A PEC. 205 00:05:59,750 --> 00:06:00,710 -YEAH! 206 00:06:00,750 --> 00:06:01,710 IT'S TIME TO GO, GREG. 207 00:06:01,750 --> 00:06:02,710 IT'S TIME TO PRACTICE HARD! 208 00:06:02,750 --> 00:06:04,540 -LOOKING GOOD, HARMON. 209 00:06:04,583 --> 00:06:06,543 SMOKING! 210 00:06:06,583 --> 00:06:08,673 HEY, NICE MUSCLES, LARRY. 211 00:06:08,709 --> 00:06:11,249 SOMEBODY STOP ME! 212 00:06:11,291 --> 00:06:13,791 HEY, HAVE YOU GOT 213 00:06:11,291 --> 00:06:13,791 A-- A BIG, UM-- 214 00:06:13,834 --> 00:06:15,134 HEY, COME ON, GUYS! 215 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:16,456 WE GOT TO PLAY HARD! 216 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:18,130 LET'S GO, LET'S GO! 217 00:06:18,166 --> 00:06:19,706 NARRATOR: THE FIRST DAY OF 218 00:06:18,166 --> 00:06:19,706 PRACTICE BRINGS WITH IT A 219 00:06:19,750 --> 00:06:22,920 PRESSURE COOKING HEATWAVE. 220 00:06:22,959 --> 00:06:23,919 -GO, MORAN! 221 00:06:23,959 --> 00:06:25,539 NO SLACKING OFF OUT THERE! 222 00:06:25,583 --> 00:06:26,883 -HEY, COACH GILDAY. 223 00:06:26,917 --> 00:06:28,877 WHAT'S WITH THE MAKEOVER? 224 00:06:28,917 --> 00:06:31,377 DID YOU WIFE GET YOU A GIFT 225 00:06:28,917 --> 00:06:31,377 CERTIFICATE AT THE GAP? 226 00:06:31,417 --> 00:06:32,377 -NO. 227 00:06:32,417 --> 00:06:34,877 THIS IS HAUTE COUTURE, COACH. 228 00:06:34,917 --> 00:06:35,917 YOU LOOK GOOD, YOU FEEL GOOD. 229 00:06:35,959 --> 00:06:38,129 AND YOU COACH GOOD. 230 00:06:38,166 --> 00:06:41,036 YOU SHOULD GIVE IT A TRY, HUH? 231 00:06:41,083 --> 00:06:42,253 -BLUE 16! 232 00:06:42,291 --> 00:06:44,211 BLUE 16! 233 00:06:44,250 --> 00:06:45,040 SET! 234 00:06:45,083 --> 00:06:46,043 HUT! 235 00:06:48,792 --> 00:06:49,582 -YEAH! 236 00:06:49,625 --> 00:06:50,415 WAY TO GO, MORAN! 237 00:06:50,458 --> 00:06:51,288 GREAT PASS! 238 00:06:51,333 --> 00:06:52,793 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 239 00:06:52,834 --> 00:06:54,464 -ALEX MORAN'S A GOOD KID. 240 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:56,710 BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, YOU 241 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:56,710 COULD PROBABLY PUT IN A HALF 242 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,170 BLIND ORANGUTAN AS 243 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,170 QUARTERBACK. 244 00:06:58,208 --> 00:07:00,458 MY SYSTEM WOULDN'T FAIL. 245 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:02,170 THIS COFFEE'S COLD, HUH? 246 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:07,920 -SLOPPY, MORAN. 247 00:07:07,959 --> 00:07:10,129 REAL SLOPPY. 248 00:07:10,166 --> 00:07:12,076 I KNOW IT'S HOT OUT, BUT GET 249 00:07:10,166 --> 00:07:12,076 YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS! 250 00:07:12,125 --> 00:07:14,625 ALEX MORAN (OFFSCREEN): YEAH, 251 00:07:12,125 --> 00:07:14,625 COACH GILDAY CAN BE TOUGH ON 252 00:07:14,667 --> 00:07:16,957 ME, BUT THAT JUST COMES 253 00:07:14,667 --> 00:07:16,957 WITH THE TERRITORY. 254 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:20,000 IT'S JUST IMPORTANT FOR ME TO 255 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:20,000 KEEP MY EYES ON THE PRIZE. 256 00:07:20,041 --> 00:07:21,291 RIGHT, GIRLS? 257 00:07:24,542 --> 00:07:25,332 -LET'S GO, PRETTY BOY! 258 00:07:25,375 --> 00:07:27,075 KEEP YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME! 259 00:07:27,125 --> 00:07:28,075 -BLUE 16! 260 00:07:28,125 --> 00:07:29,075 SET! 261 00:07:29,125 --> 00:07:30,075 HUT! 262 00:07:33,166 --> 00:07:34,246 -WHAT ARE YOU, HUNG OVER? 263 00:07:34,291 --> 00:07:35,251 TAKE A LAP. 264 00:07:35,291 --> 00:07:36,291 A LAP, NOW! 265 00:07:36,333 --> 00:07:37,293 GO! 266 00:07:37,333 --> 00:07:38,293 GO! 267 00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:39,293 SECOND TEAM! 268 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:40,963 ARE YOU CATCHING THIS? 269 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,460 SLOPPY FEET. 270 00:07:42,500 --> 00:07:43,670 KEEP RUNNING! 271 00:07:46,250 --> 00:07:48,960 -THE TRUTH IS, THESE KIDS 272 00:07:46,250 --> 00:07:48,960 NEED DISCIPLINE. 273 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,920 YOU KNOW, I REALLY 274 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,920 BELIEVE THEY-- 275 00:07:50,959 --> 00:07:52,959 THEY WANT TO BE PUSHED 276 00:07:50,959 --> 00:07:52,959 TO THEIR LIMIT. 277 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,290 AND THEN GOOD STUFF HAPPENS-- 278 00:07:54,333 --> 00:07:55,293 -HARMON! 279 00:07:55,333 --> 00:07:57,633 HARMON! 280 00:07:57,667 --> 00:07:58,457 -WHAT THE HELL? 281 00:07:58,500 --> 00:07:59,420 -OK, MAKE WAY! 282 00:07:59,458 --> 00:08:00,668 CLEAR OUT! 283 00:08:00,709 --> 00:08:01,789 THIS IS HEAT EXHAUSTION. 284 00:08:01,834 --> 00:08:03,504 I'M GOING TO COOL 285 00:08:01,834 --> 00:08:03,504 DOWN HIS CORE. 286 00:08:03,542 --> 00:08:06,132 TAKE HIS PANTS OFF. 287 00:08:06,166 --> 00:08:09,706 -HEY, YOU REALLY DON'T NEED 288 00:08:06,166 --> 00:08:09,706 TO FILM THIS, ALL RIGHT? 289 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:10,630 -WHERE YOU GOING TO 290 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:10,630 PUT THAT ROD? 291 00:08:10,667 --> 00:08:12,127 -HOLD HIS LEG UP. 292 00:08:12,166 --> 00:08:13,076 STAND BACK. 293 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:14,535 -WHAT ARE YOU-- 294 00:08:14,583 --> 00:08:16,003 -OH! 295 00:08:16,041 --> 00:08:17,461 [GROANS] 296 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:18,420 -OH, GOD! 297 00:08:18,458 --> 00:08:20,168 -HEY, I SAID DON'T FILM THIS! 298 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:21,168 GET AWAY. 299 00:08:21,208 --> 00:08:22,418 MOVE OUT OF THE WAY. 300 00:08:22,458 --> 00:08:23,748 -YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT, SON. 301 00:08:23,792 --> 00:08:25,002 YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS. 302 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:31,752 NARRATOR: AFTER A ROCKY START 303 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:31,752 TO THE WEEK, THE MOUNTAIN 304 00:08:31,792 --> 00:08:34,832 GOATS PREPARE FOR THEIR UPCOMING 305 00:08:31,792 --> 00:08:34,832 GAME AGAINST EMERTON 306 00:08:34,875 --> 00:08:37,415 U. 307 00:08:37,458 --> 00:08:39,668 -IT'S A LITTLE SURPRISE, BUT 308 00:08:37,458 --> 00:08:39,668 THE WHOLE ICICLE UP THE ASS 309 00:08:39,709 --> 00:08:44,379 TRICK, YOU KNOW, IT'S A LITTLE-- 310 00:08:39,709 --> 00:08:44,379 LITTLE ARCHAIC. 311 00:08:44,417 --> 00:08:46,457 I'M MORE OF A SMELLING SALTS 312 00:08:44,417 --> 00:08:46,457 KIND OF GUY, YOU KNOW? 313 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:51,710 -SO THEN THE ICICLE WENT UP MY 314 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:51,710 ASS, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN I'M 315 00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:54,670 FLOATING IN AN ETHEREAL LIGHT. 316 00:08:54,709 --> 00:08:57,579 THAT'S WHEN I HEARD MY COUSIN 317 00:08:54,709 --> 00:08:57,579 DENNIS' VOICE TELLING ME IT 318 00:08:57,625 --> 00:08:58,955 WASN'T MY TIME. 319 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,920 -IS YOUR COUSIN DEAD? 320 00:09:00,959 --> 00:09:01,749 -NOPE. 321 00:09:01,792 --> 00:09:03,002 THAT'S THE WEIRD THING. 322 00:09:03,041 --> 00:09:05,081 ALSO, HE LOST HIS VOICE 323 00:09:03,041 --> 00:09:05,081 IN A PENCIL FACTORY 324 00:09:05,125 --> 00:09:06,125 ACCIDENT LAST YEAR. 325 00:09:06,166 --> 00:09:07,876 SO, DOUBLE WEIRD. 326 00:09:07,917 --> 00:09:08,877 -WOW. 327 00:09:08,917 --> 00:09:10,207 THAT SOUNDS AMAZING. 328 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:11,420 -IT WAS. 329 00:09:11,458 --> 00:09:14,038 BETTER THAN ANY DRUG 330 00:09:11,458 --> 00:09:14,038 I'VE EVER HAD. 331 00:09:14,083 --> 00:09:16,133 I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT. 332 00:09:16,166 --> 00:09:17,126 -OK. 333 00:09:17,166 --> 00:09:18,126 -MORAN. 334 00:09:18,166 --> 00:09:18,956 -YEAH? 335 00:09:21,834 --> 00:09:24,754 -I KNOW IT'S NOT EASY PUTTING 336 00:09:21,834 --> 00:09:24,754 YOURSELF OUT THERE EVERY DAY, 337 00:09:24,792 --> 00:09:28,752 THE NATIONAL SPOTLIGHT BLINDING 338 00:09:24,792 --> 00:09:28,752 YOUR EYEBALLS. 339 00:09:28,792 --> 00:09:31,792 I'VE SEEN IT DESTROY TOUGHER 340 00:09:28,792 --> 00:09:31,792 MEN THAN BOTH OF US. 341 00:09:31,834 --> 00:09:35,674 BUT I'M HERE TO TELL YOU 342 00:09:31,834 --> 00:09:35,674 THERE'S HOPE, BROTHER. 343 00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:38,919 WE HAVE TO-- 344 00:09:38,959 --> 00:09:40,749 WE HAVE TO, UH-- 345 00:09:40,792 --> 00:09:42,042 LINE! 346 00:09:42,083 --> 00:09:44,173 -"LEAD THESE MEN WITH HUMILITY 347 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:46,458 AND COURAGE." -SHIT! 348 00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:47,710 LET ME TRY THAT AGAIN. 349 00:09:52,375 --> 00:09:53,325 MORAN. 350 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:55,125 -YEAH. 351 00:09:55,166 --> 00:09:58,036 -I KNOW IT'S NOT EASY PUTTING 352 00:09:55,166 --> 00:09:58,036 YOURSELF OUT THERE EVERY DAY, 353 00:09:58,083 --> 00:10:01,003 THE NATIONAL SPOTLIGHT BLINDING 354 00:09:58,083 --> 00:10:01,003 YOUR EYEBALLS. 355 00:10:01,041 --> 00:10:02,751 I'VE SEEN IT DESTROY-- 356 00:10:05,458 --> 00:10:08,708 NARRATOR: LIKE GENERALS 357 00:10:05,458 --> 00:10:08,708 PREPARING FOR WAR, THE BMS 358 00:10:08,750 --> 00:10:11,210 COACHES KNOW THAT STRATEGY 359 00:10:08,750 --> 00:10:11,210 AND PREPARATION 360 00:10:11,250 --> 00:10:14,040 ARE THE KEYS TO VICTORY. 361 00:10:14,083 --> 00:10:14,923 MARTY DANIELS (OFFSCREEN): 362 00:10:14,083 --> 00:10:14,923 YOU KNOW, I 363 00:10:14,959 --> 00:10:16,629 LOVE STRATEGY MEETINGS. 364 00:10:16,667 --> 00:10:19,457 IT'S A TIME TO LEARN ABOUT YOUR 365 00:10:16,667 --> 00:10:19,457 OPPONENT, TO FIND OUT 366 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:21,130 WAYS TO TAKE AWAY ANY ADVANTAGES 367 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:21,130 THEY HAVE. 368 00:10:21,166 --> 00:10:24,286 -WE KNOW EMERTON IS GOING TO 369 00:10:21,166 --> 00:10:24,286 ATTACK US FROM THE INSIDE ON 370 00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:26,833 BOTH OFFENSE AND DEFENSE. 371 00:10:26,875 --> 00:10:29,325 WE ALSO KNOW THIS GAME IS 372 00:10:26,875 --> 00:10:29,325 GOING TO BE WON IN THE 373 00:10:29,375 --> 00:10:30,825 TRENCHES. 374 00:10:30,875 --> 00:10:31,785 -I DIDN'T NOTICE ANYTHING 375 00:10:30,875 --> 00:10:31,785 DIFFERENT ABOUT MARTY'S LOOK. 376 00:10:31,834 --> 00:10:33,214 HE ALWAYS DRESSES THAT WAY. 377 00:10:33,250 --> 00:10:35,670 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, HE'S 378 00:10:33,250 --> 00:10:35,670 A VERY HIP GUY. 379 00:10:35,709 --> 00:10:36,999 -NOW WATCH THIS, RIGHT HERE. 380 00:10:37,041 --> 00:10:38,461 RIGHT THERE, RIGHT THERE! 381 00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:40,710 LET ME RUN IT BACK. 382 00:10:40,750 --> 00:10:42,580 IT'S NOT WORKING. 383 00:10:42,625 --> 00:10:43,995 WHAT'S GOING ON? 384 00:10:46,917 --> 00:10:48,707 I'LL GET IT FOR YA. 385 00:10:48,750 --> 00:10:49,960 MARTY DANIELS (OFFSCREEN): OF 386 00:10:48,750 --> 00:10:49,960 COURSE I DEAL WITH PRESSURE, 387 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,500 BECAUSE IT COMES WITH THE JOB. 388 00:10:52,542 --> 00:10:55,502 BUT IT DOESN'T COME FROM 389 00:10:52,542 --> 00:10:55,502 ANY OF MY GILL DAYS. 390 00:10:55,542 --> 00:10:57,332 -HONEY, YOU SAID GILL DAYS. 391 00:10:57,375 --> 00:10:58,665 -DID I? 392 00:10:58,709 --> 00:11:00,499 OH, I MEANT COACHES. 393 00:11:00,542 --> 00:11:04,132 THE POINT IS I DON'T FEEL ANY 394 00:11:00,542 --> 00:11:04,132 PRESSURE, EXCEPT THE PRESSURE 395 00:11:04,166 --> 00:11:06,496 I PUT ON MYSELF TO 396 00:11:04,166 --> 00:11:06,496 BE A WINNER. 397 00:11:10,291 --> 00:11:12,791 -ONE OF THE THINGS THAT I 398 00:11:10,291 --> 00:11:12,791 NOTICED WHEN I ARRIVED AT BMS 399 00:11:12,834 --> 00:11:15,674 WAS A LACK OF TECHNOLOGY IN 400 00:11:12,834 --> 00:11:15,674 THE COACHING DEPARTMENT. 401 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:19,329 -AS YOU CAN SEE, EMERTON'S 402 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:19,329 DEFENSE, 18% MORE SUCCESSFUL 403 00:11:19,375 --> 00:11:20,995 STOPPING RUNS TO THE LEFT. 404 00:11:21,041 --> 00:11:22,291 -NO SHIT. 405 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:24,383 THEIR BEST DEFENSIVE PLAYER 406 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:24,383 IS THEIR LEFT END. 407 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:26,997 -YOU DON'T NEED STARTS 408 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:26,997 TO KNOW THAT. 409 00:11:27,041 --> 00:11:28,171 -SABERMETRICS, COACH. 410 00:11:28,208 --> 00:11:29,748 WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY. 411 00:11:29,792 --> 00:11:35,082 SO AS I WAS SAYING, EMERTON IS 412 00:11:29,792 --> 00:11:35,082 MOST VULNERABLE RIGHT HERE. 413 00:11:35,125 --> 00:11:38,535 [CHEERS] 414 00:11:38,583 --> 00:11:40,043 -WHAT THE HELL! 415 00:11:40,083 --> 00:11:41,543 WHAT THE-- WHO DID THIS? 416 00:11:41,583 --> 00:11:43,043 THAT'S MY WIFE , YOU MORONS! 417 00:11:43,083 --> 00:11:44,543 WHO THE HELL DID THIS? 418 00:11:44,583 --> 00:11:46,043 WHO IN THE HELL DID THIS! 419 00:11:46,083 --> 00:11:47,043 THIS IS NOT FUNNY! 420 00:11:47,083 --> 00:11:47,883 HUH? 421 00:11:47,917 --> 00:11:48,707 HUH? 422 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:49,710 COME ON. 423 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:52,000 HEY, DID YOU DO THIS, MORAN? 424 00:11:52,041 --> 00:11:53,211 OK. 425 00:11:53,250 --> 00:11:54,540 EVERYBODY UP! 426 00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:55,543 OUTSIDE! 427 00:11:55,583 --> 00:11:56,383 [LAUGHTER] 428 00:11:56,417 --> 00:11:57,417 -RIGHT NOW! 429 00:11:57,458 --> 00:12:04,458 -(LAUGHING) 430 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:07,212 MISS TITS. 431 00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:09,920 -NOT SO FUNNY NOW, 432 00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:09,920 IS IT, BOYS? 433 00:12:09,959 --> 00:12:11,129 -LOOK, I UNDERSTAND. 434 00:12:11,166 --> 00:12:13,036 PRANKS CAN BUILD CAMARADERIE 435 00:12:11,166 --> 00:12:13,036 IN A TEAM. 436 00:12:13,083 --> 00:12:14,173 I GET THAT, ALL RIGHT? 437 00:12:14,208 --> 00:12:15,958 BUT THERE IS A LINE THAT 438 00:12:14,208 --> 00:12:15,958 IS CROSSED WHEN 439 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,460 IT COMES TO MY WIFE. 440 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:20,710 -FUNNY LITTLE JOKE YOU HAD 441 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:20,710 TO PLAY ON MY WIFE! 442 00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:24,210 -NEBRASKA CAN BE A VERY STRANGE 443 00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:24,210 AND OVERWHELMING PLACE 444 00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:26,580 FOR A YOUNG WOMAN TO GROW UP. 445 00:12:26,625 --> 00:12:28,415 RIGHT? 446 00:12:28,458 --> 00:12:29,418 HONEY? 447 00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:30,958 HUH? 448 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,210 -I MEAN, I'M NOT SAYING IT WAS 449 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,210 ME, BUT MY BEST FRIEND HERE 450 00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:37,580 DOES HAPPEN TO BE A FAN OF 451 00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:37,580 REGIONAL BREAST COMPETITIONS. 452 00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:39,455 -AND I HAPPEN TO HAVE A 453 00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:39,455 PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY WHEN IT 454 00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:40,500 COMES TO BOOBS. 455 00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:41,752 -SO-- 456 00:12:44,041 --> 00:12:44,831 -UH, MISS. 457 00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:47,785 HEFTY GUMDROPS, 2003. 458 00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:49,134 AND I'M RIGHT AGAIN. 459 00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:50,456 SO-- 460 00:12:53,375 --> 00:12:55,075 -COME ON IN. 461 00:12:55,125 --> 00:12:57,825 NARRATOR: AFTER SEVERAL TENSE 462 00:12:55,125 --> 00:12:57,825 DAYS OF PRACTICE, THE TEAM 463 00:12:57,875 --> 00:13:03,665 DECIDES TO LET OFF SOME STEAM 464 00:12:57,875 --> 00:13:03,665 AT THE GOAT HOUSE. 465 00:13:03,709 --> 00:13:08,129 -THIS IS A PRETTY TYPICAL NIGHT 466 00:13:03,709 --> 00:13:08,129 HERE AT BMS. YOU KNOW? 467 00:13:08,166 --> 00:13:09,376 HI, AGAIN. 468 00:13:09,417 --> 00:13:12,997 YOU KNOW, WE WORK HARD, 469 00:13:09,417 --> 00:13:12,997 BUT WE PLAY HARD, TOO. 470 00:13:13,041 --> 00:13:20,041 [CHANTING] 471 00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:30,630 HEAT EXHAUSTION! 472 00:13:30,667 --> 00:13:34,497 [CHEERING] 473 00:13:34,542 --> 00:13:36,332 -LARRY, GET HIS PANTS! 474 00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:46,000 [GROANS] 475 00:13:46,041 --> 00:13:47,251 -I-- 476 00:13:47,291 --> 00:13:49,831 I ACTUALLY HAVE NO IDEA 477 00:13:47,291 --> 00:13:49,831 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. 478 00:13:49,875 --> 00:13:51,535 -HARMON DID NOT LIE. 479 00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:54,173 THAT WAS BETTER THAN ANY DRUG 480 00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:54,173 I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE! 481 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:54,998 I WAS-- 482 00:13:55,041 --> 00:13:56,171 I WAS TRIPPING BALLS! 483 00:13:56,208 --> 00:14:00,328 I SAW MY WHOLE LIFE FLASH 484 00:13:56,208 --> 00:14:00,328 BEFORE MY EYES. 485 00:14:00,375 --> 00:14:02,825 I MIGHT HAVE TO MAKE 486 00:14:00,375 --> 00:14:02,825 SOME PHONE CALLS. 487 00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:07,920 -LET'S SEE WHAT'S GOING 488 00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:07,920 ON IN MY ROOM, HUH? 489 00:14:15,917 --> 00:14:17,127 SHIT! 490 00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:24,630 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED 491 00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:24,630 IN HERE? 492 00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:28,040 HEY. 493 00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:29,083 EXCUSE ME. 494 00:14:29,125 --> 00:14:31,285 DID YOU SEE ANYBODY 495 00:14:29,125 --> 00:14:31,285 COME IN HERE? 496 00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:32,543 NO? 497 00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:37,707 -SOMETHING TELLS ME OUR 498 00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:37,707 OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR DOESN'T 499 00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:39,710 APPRECIATE MY SENSE OF HUMOR-- 500 00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:42,880 AS MUCH AS THE STATE OF NEBRASKA 501 00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:42,880 APPRECIATED HIS 502 00:14:42,917 --> 00:14:44,167 WIFE'S BREASTS. 503 00:14:54,959 --> 00:14:56,169 -MORAN? 504 00:15:00,875 --> 00:15:02,165 I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR ROOM. 505 00:15:05,458 --> 00:15:06,668 EVERYBODY LIKED IT. 506 00:15:11,208 --> 00:15:12,418 I'M SORRY. 507 00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:17,376 -DID HE JUST DO A SCENE 508 00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:17,376 FROM THE MOVIE-- 509 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,457 -TOP GUN? 510 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,750 PROBABLY THE BEST 511 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,750 MOVIE EVER MADE. 512 00:15:20,792 --> 00:15:22,712 I OFTEN SEE MYSELF AS 513 00:15:20,792 --> 00:15:22,712 A THIN VAL KILMER. 514 00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:30,421 NARRATOR: IT'S THE FINAL DAY OF 515 00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:30,421 PRACTICE AFTER A TUMULTUOUS 516 00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:32,418 WEEK FOR THE MOUNTAIN GOATS. 517 00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:35,578 WILL MARTY DANIELS BE ABLE TO 518 00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:35,578 FOCUS HIS TEAM ON WINNING 519 00:15:35,625 --> 00:15:37,415 SATURDAY'S GAME? 520 00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:39,538 -WELL, TO BE HONEST, 521 00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:39,538 THE WEEK HAS GONE 522 00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:40,963 BETTER THAN I EXPECTED. 523 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,920 -NOW, IF YOU LOOK AT THIS PLAY, 524 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,920 WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO GT 525 00:15:42,959 --> 00:15:46,129 IS A SEAL HERE AND A SEAL HERE, 526 00:15:42,959 --> 00:15:46,129 AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO 527 00:15:46,166 --> 00:15:48,956 RUN IT RIGHT IN THE ALLEY. 528 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:54,290 [LAUGHTER] 529 00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:55,503 -AHEM. 530 00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:05,076 -UH, SO OUR LEFT TACKLE'S 531 00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:05,076 GOING TO COME ACROSS-- 532 00:16:05,125 --> 00:16:07,455 -EVERYTHING IS COMING 533 00:16:05,125 --> 00:16:07,455 TOGETHER NICELY. 534 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:13,290 I FEEL GOOD, I LOOK GOOD, AND 535 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:13,290 I'M NOT WORRIED ONE BIT. 536 00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:16,793 -NEITHER AM I. EVERYTHING'S 537 00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:16,793 UNDER CONTROL-- 538 00:16:16,834 --> 00:16:17,834 -OW! 539 00:16:17,875 --> 00:16:18,705 GOD! 540 00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:21,040 -I'M SORRY. 541 00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:22,633 -COME ON! 542 00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:24,497 ARE YOU GUYS MEN? 543 00:16:24,542 --> 00:16:27,502 MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT! 544 00:16:27,542 --> 00:16:28,792 -(LAUGHING) NO WAY! 545 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:35,250 -MORAN! 546 00:16:35,291 --> 00:16:37,001 COME HERE. 547 00:16:37,041 --> 00:16:37,881 HI. 548 00:16:37,917 --> 00:16:39,417 -HI. 549 00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:40,748 -TAKE IT OFF, RIGHT NOW. 550 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,002 -THIS IS PRACTICE. 551 00:16:42,041 --> 00:16:44,831 IT'S MY PRACTICE JERSEY. 552 00:16:44,875 --> 00:16:46,375 -YOU REALLY WANT TO 553 00:16:44,875 --> 00:16:46,375 DO THIS, MORAN? 554 00:16:46,417 --> 00:16:49,327 YOU WANT TO GO TO 555 00:16:46,417 --> 00:16:49,327 THE MAT WITH ME? 556 00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,495 -I GUESS SO. 557 00:16:51,542 --> 00:16:57,752 -YOU TAKE THAT TAPE OFF YOUR 558 00:16:51,542 --> 00:16:57,752 BACK RIGHT NOW, OR YOU CAN 559 00:16:57,792 --> 00:17:00,752 PUSH THAT BLOCKING SLED THE 560 00:16:57,792 --> 00:17:00,752 LENGTH OF THE FIELD. 561 00:17:00,792 --> 00:17:03,922 -I HAVEN'T HIT A BLOCKING SLED 562 00:17:00,792 --> 00:17:03,922 SINCE HIGH SCHOOL, AND I'M 563 00:17:03,959 --> 00:17:05,829 FEELING A LITTLE NOSTALGIC. 564 00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:08,325 -(LAUGHING) MISS. 565 00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:09,535 TITS! 566 00:17:12,041 --> 00:17:15,211 -I DIDN'T WALK AWAY FROM EIGHT 567 00:17:12,041 --> 00:17:15,211 YEARS AT STANFORD TO TAKE SHIT 568 00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:16,500 FROM A PUNK LIKE YOU. 569 00:17:19,625 --> 00:17:22,375 -I'M VERY OPTIMISTIC ABOUT OUR 570 00:17:19,625 --> 00:17:22,375 CHANCES AGAINST EMERTON. 571 00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:23,707 WE'VE BEATEN THEM-- 572 00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:26,130 -I'M PRETTY OPTIMISTIC, TOO. 573 00:17:26,166 --> 00:17:28,286 -WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING 574 00:17:26,166 --> 00:17:28,286 A SHIRT? 575 00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:30,083 MARCUS GILDAY (OFFSCREEN): 576 00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:30,083 HIT HARDER, YOU PUSSIES! 577 00:17:34,583 --> 00:17:37,713 HIT IT HARDER, SMART GUY! 578 00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:40,380 COME ON! 579 00:17:40,417 --> 00:17:41,247 HIT IT HARD, MORAN! 580 00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:42,631 -THIS, UM-- 581 00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:45,167 YOU SEE, WE'RE LIKE A FAMILY, 582 00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:45,167 AND EVERY FAMILY HAS 583 00:17:45,208 --> 00:17:46,038 DIFFERENCES. 584 00:17:46,083 --> 00:17:49,543 THAT'S WHAT MAKES US STRONGER. 585 00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:51,423 [GRUNTING] 586 00:17:51,458 --> 00:17:53,998 -TAKE THE TAPE OFF YOUR BACK! 587 00:17:54,041 --> 00:17:55,921 -I CAN'T DO THAT, COACH. 588 00:17:55,959 --> 00:17:59,959 THAT WOULD BE DISRESPECTFUL TO 589 00:17:55,959 --> 00:17:59,959 THE PEOPLE OF NEBRASKA AND THE 590 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,750 FINE JUDGEMENT OF THE MISS. 591 00:18:01,792 --> 00:18:05,002 TITS COMPETITION COMMITTEE. 592 00:18:05,041 --> 00:18:06,501 [GRUNTING] 593 00:18:06,542 --> 00:18:08,672 -YOU KNOW MY WIFE WON'T EVEN 594 00:18:06,542 --> 00:18:08,672 TALK TO ME AFTER THAT STUNT 595 00:18:08,709 --> 00:18:09,829 YOU PULLED LAST NIGHT? 596 00:18:09,875 --> 00:18:11,625 -IS THAT WHY YOU TRASHED 597 00:18:09,875 --> 00:18:11,625 MY ROOM? 598 00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:14,417 -I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE 599 00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:14,417 TALKING ABOUT. 600 00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:16,128 [GRUNTING] 601 00:18:16,166 --> 00:18:18,076 -THAT'S PRETTY CHILDISH, 602 00:18:16,166 --> 00:18:18,076 COACH. 603 00:18:18,125 --> 00:18:19,165 HE'S MY QUARTERBACK. 604 00:18:19,208 --> 00:18:21,918 -I DIDN'T TRASH ANYONE'S 605 00:18:19,208 --> 00:18:21,918 ROOM, HARMON! 606 00:18:21,959 --> 00:18:23,629 -I TRASHED THE LITTLE 607 00:18:21,959 --> 00:18:23,629 PRICK'S ROOM. 608 00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:24,707 I ONLY DID THE MISS. 609 00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:27,670 TITS PAGEANT ONE TIME, 610 00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:27,670 AND YEAH, I WON! 611 00:18:27,709 --> 00:18:29,289 I HATE THIS TOWN. 612 00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:31,423 I JUST WANT TO GO BACK 613 00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:31,423 TO STANFORD. 614 00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:34,248 THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE 615 00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:34,248 A GUCCI STORE HERE. 616 00:18:34,291 --> 00:18:35,081 NO GUCCI. 617 00:18:35,125 --> 00:18:37,455 CAN I GET WHIPPED CREAM?! 618 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:38,920 [GRUNTING] 619 00:18:38,959 --> 00:18:40,749 [GRUNTING] 620 00:18:40,792 --> 00:18:44,462 [GRUNTING] 621 00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:46,630 -I FELT LIKE GILDAY HAD CROSSED 622 00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:46,630 THE LINE WITH ALEX. 623 00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:50,127 I DIDN'T ALMOST DIE, HAVE COUSIN 624 00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:50,127 DENNIS WHISPER ETERNAL 625 00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:53,876 TRUTHS IN MY EAR, AND GET AN 626 00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:53,876 ICICLE SHOVED UP MY ASS TO SEE 627 00:18:53,917 --> 00:18:56,577 MY QUARTERBACK TREATED 628 00:18:53,917 --> 00:18:56,577 THIS WAY. 629 00:18:56,625 --> 00:18:58,125 -OH, NO, NO. 630 00:18:58,166 --> 00:18:58,996 GET AWAY FROM HIM! 631 00:18:59,041 --> 00:19:00,001 -HEY, COACH! 632 00:19:00,041 --> 00:19:01,421 -HE DOESN'T GET ANY HELP! 633 00:19:01,458 --> 00:19:03,378 -WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO CREATE 634 00:19:01,458 --> 00:19:03,378 SOME TURNOVER, BECAUSE 635 00:19:03,417 --> 00:19:04,787 DEFENSIVELY-- 636 00:19:04,834 --> 00:19:05,674 -EXACTLY. 637 00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:06,669 [SHOUTING] 638 00:19:06,709 --> 00:19:08,829 -WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 639 00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:12,535 GOD DAMN IT! 640 00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:13,793 -YOU'RE NOTHING! 641 00:19:13,834 --> 00:19:14,794 YOU'RE NOTHING WITHOUT ME! 642 00:19:14,834 --> 00:19:16,834 YOU'RE NOTHING WITHOUT 643 00:19:14,834 --> 00:19:16,834 MY SYSTEM! 644 00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:17,825 YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A-- 645 00:19:17,875 --> 00:19:18,825 -A WHAT, HUH? 646 00:19:18,875 --> 00:19:19,955 A HALF BLIND ORANGUTAN? 647 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,330 YEAH, THE CREW TOLD 648 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,330 ME WHAT YOU SAID. 649 00:19:21,375 --> 00:19:22,165 -GET ON THE SLED! 650 00:19:22,208 --> 00:19:23,168 -NOPE. 651 00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:24,878 -GET BACK ON THE SLED! 652 00:19:24,917 --> 00:19:26,747 GET BACK ON THE SLED! 653 00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:29,792 GET BACK ON THE SLED! 654 00:19:29,834 --> 00:19:30,674 GET-- 655 00:19:30,709 --> 00:19:31,499 YOU GET-- 656 00:19:31,542 --> 00:19:32,582 -IS EVERYTHING OK? 657 00:19:32,625 --> 00:19:33,955 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 658 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,330 -GET BACK ON THE-- 659 00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:37,665 WHAT-- 660 00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:38,879 -OH! 661 00:19:38,917 --> 00:19:39,877 -WHOA! 662 00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:41,377 -OK, WE GOT ANOTHER ONE. 663 00:19:41,417 --> 00:19:42,537 TAKE HIS PANTS OFF. 664 00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:44,833 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO 665 00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:44,833 COOL DOWN HIS CORE. 666 00:19:44,875 --> 00:19:46,495 -HEY, HE LOOKS PRETTY BAD. 667 00:19:46,542 --> 00:19:48,252 YOU MIGHT WANT TO USE 668 00:19:46,542 --> 00:19:48,252 TWO OF THOSE. 669 00:19:48,291 --> 00:19:50,541 -GOT YOU. 670 00:19:50,583 --> 00:19:51,383 BACK AWAY. 671 00:19:51,417 --> 00:19:54,287 -YOU'RE FILMING THIS, RIGHT? 672 00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:58,043 [SHOUTS AND GROANS] 673 00:19:58,083 --> 00:20:01,173 -LUCKY BASTARD. 674 00:20:01,208 --> 00:20:03,418 -SOMETIMES I LONG FOR THE DAYS 675 00:20:01,208 --> 00:20:03,418 WHERE A COACH COULD JUST 676 00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:06,538 STRANGLE A PLAYER, NOBODY 677 00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:06,538 WOULD BAT AN EYE. 678 00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:07,793 THE ICICLE WAS EMBARRASSING. 679 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,325 IT WAS ALSO STRANGELY 680 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,325 ENLIGHTENING. 681 00:20:15,542 --> 00:20:17,042 LET'S JUST SAY THIS. 682 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,503 THERE IS A GOD. 683 00:20:18,542 --> 00:20:20,962 HE'S 6' 5", AND HE 684 00:20:18,542 --> 00:20:20,962 LIKES TO GAMBLE. 685 00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:26,920 NARRATOR: AND SO THE SUN SETS ON 686 00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:26,920 A WEEK OF PRACTICE AT BLUE 687 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,919 MOUNTAIN STATE. 688 00:20:28,959 --> 00:20:32,669 WHO DESERVES CREDIT FOR THEIR 689 00:20:28,959 --> 00:20:32,669 INCREDIBLE SEASON? 690 00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:34,329 HELL IF I KNOW. 691 00:20:34,792 --> 00:20:37,462 -WELL, THAT WASN'T SO BAD. 692 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:38,330 -YEAH. 693 00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:39,825 IT COULD HAVE BEEN MUCH WORSE. 694 00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:42,205 -YEAH, YOU COULD HAVE HAD THAT 695 00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:42,205 ICICLE SHOVED UP YOUR ASS. 696 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:47,920 -I WONDER IF THE TRAINER KEEPS 697 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:47,920 THOSE AROUND HERE?